1. You're not subjected to a free full body scan the minute you step out of the house.
2. You can Wear white in Any Season (Rains are not a cos of worry)
3. You can wear/not wear anything you want without thinking about what log kahenge.(Note : You can repeat the same trousers for like a week and people wouldn’t notice).
4. You are not expected to wear Shiny Silky clothes and 2Kgs of gold at a relative’s Wedding/Parties (South Indian Expectation). If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
5. People look into your EYES while talking to you!
6. The world's your urinal!
7. You can abuse in any language and it’s considered very KEWL!
8. Your punches do hurt other people.
9. You wouldn’t be categorized as a slut if you make the first move!
10. You can watch sports without being asked "Who's the guy who sparked this sudden interest!"
11. A Hangout invite at friends place mean beer, sports PERIOD!
12. You get extra credit and accolades for even one small act of thoughtfulness (Its almost equivalent to an Oscar nomination)
13. You'd go nuts if a Ferrari /Hayabusa were parked near your building because you realize the importance of it!
14. You have atleast the benefit of doubt of being able to pass Quantitative Subjects! (With my Maths I know why I didn't).
15. You always had relaxed and flexible curfew timings.
16. Your attendance to Parties or late night movies doesn’t have to depend on who would be my chaperon.
17. You can afford getting drunk because you don't have to care about Who/how will I get home.
18. Pleasure is never a pain for you.... not even the first time!!!
19. You probably haven't heard of or do not care about PMS
20. You don't have to undergo labour or the frightful stretch marks after it!
21. You don't have to undergo the terrible pain of depilation every 4 weeks...you can roam around like a hairy orang-utan all your life
22. Boys’ night out is not at all about gossiping and bitching....
23. You don’t have to worry about bike/Car mechanics and Technical service staff taking you for a ride.
24. Your holiday can be an impulsive plan, without having to explain and share your itinerary unless it’s with family and back pack can consist of only one pair of change of clothes.
25. You don't have to think twice before the second helping of the Cheese Cake/Cheesy Fondue/Cheese tarts (basically anything Cheesy)
26. You don't have to diet or work out or even have to listen to people crib about your lack of interest in either.
27. You can survive a year on the amount I spend on Shampoo and conditioners for a month.
28. You have the ability to take decisions without being influenced by emotions. Others sentiments are important but comes second to yours
29. Your name is yours forever.
30. And the most important of them all........ YOU DO NOT HAVE OESTROGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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