'Vivre la difference'

A lady considers it a sign of class,

When a gentleman leaves the seat down,

But said gentleman considers this crass,

The seat should be up and makes him frown.

During night time rest she turns up the heat,

Shivering beneath her gown,

While he is sweltering from head to feet,

Dreaming of beer and turning it down.

On T.V he wants the game,

At the same time she watches her soap,

So unreasonable, it's such a shame,

Look at her pout, look at him mope.

I've heard it said 'Vivre la difference'

at least that's what wisdom teaches,

But why are we talking different sexes?

We should be talking different species !

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Some humor for the light hearted and headed :)

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish nouns are designated as either feminine or masculine.
"House for instance is feminine: la casa.
Pencil however is masculine: el lapiz".
A student asked "what gender is computer?"
Instead of giving the answer the teacher split the class up into two groups, male and female and asked them to decide for themselves.
The mens group decided that it should be feminine because:
1. No one but their creator understands their logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval, and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half you pay on accessories for it!
The womans group however decided that computer should be masculine because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on first.
2. They have alot of data but still cant think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve the problem, but half the time they are the problem, and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you realize that if you had of waited a little longer, you could have got a better model!

The woman won !!

PS: The joke aint mine but i love it and i thought you guys would too!